It’s official

I know I know it’s been a while… But tonight I came to the commonly dismissed (yet, accurate) conclusion that women were put on God’s green earth for one purpose and one purpose only. To mess with us! More specifically, to scramble the signals our brain cells send each other and basically leave us confused and unhappy.

I speak from experience, (those who know me will verify this fact) as I mentioned once, Doshi’s Law states that “The ones you want don’t want you, and the ones who want you, you don’t want”. This has sound reasoning behind it.

Tell me if I’m wrong here, but the more you pursue a woman, the less interest she shows in you. This is an age-old fact. Suddenly, when you’re dating someone else. They’re all over you. But it gets worse, much worse.

So let’s pretend (hypothetically) you’re single (and don’t want to be single anymore), not a knife wielding psycho, have reasonably good social skills and are not beyond ugly… So why are you still single? Because women can smell your desperate androgenic pheromones. And, more importantly, because they want to toy with you. That’s right… the “messing with you” part is absolutely deliberate!

But let’s be fair, they can’t help it. They’re genetically bound to it, the culprit? Oxytocin. This hormone is called the trust/love hormone. It helps women flirt (and lead you on) without any guilt or remorse! And here’s the kicker, it’s life span is short and it dissipates quickly. (think, many vodka-redbulls later).

So let’s say you’re at a bar/friend’s place/random party etc. and you are of the disposition, I described earlier. You notice a woman you like, she notices you, you start talking. BOOM you think there’s a connection, shortly followed by…. BOOM your bubble of hope bursts as she walks off with her husband/ boyfriend/fiancé. The question here is, why would she flirt with you if she was otherwise “engaged”? Simple answer:

Because she CAN!

Now you know where the old sayings come from (especially on auto-rickshaws and trucks) “trust a snake but not woman“

At this point you can almost hear her saying, “Your honor and members of the jury, I did it because I have an excess amount of oxytocin in my brain”

It’s official, women were built/created/and put on this planet to mess with men!