Five seconds. I know I have your attention for five seconds. Before you scroll past this to the next something that will hold your attention for approximately the same time. All it takes is five seconds to read the first line, to have a skull cracked, to see the very thing that defines a human being spread all over the pavement, only to be washed away and forgotten… Do I have your attention?… Read More Five Seconds
After having sufficient time to clear my head and some sage advice from my lawyer, I have come to realise that my way of life is in danger. The freedoms I have, for so many years, taken for granted, will soon have to be surrendered. Buckle down people, curfew is in effect, the threat we… Read More Defcon 4
That young padawan is the question. It’s been almost a year since I’ve been in a “relationship” and I must admit it was fun and lonely at the same time. But the important thing to remember here, is that there were no pitfalls… I could do no wrong, I didn’t have someone besides me, who’s… Read More To be in a relationship or not to be….
You’ve heard it a million times before, and probably done it a few times yourself. At restaurants, movie theaters, at work and pretty much everywhere else in public. Now get your mind out of the gutter, I’m talking about terms of endearment. You know, when you call your better half, “Honey-bun” or “‘lil lamb chop”… Read More Why women are like food
Men have peculiar characteristics (duh!) yes but all men across the world, from different backgrounds, religions. cultures indulge in one very peculiar, yet obvious trait, classifying women. You’ve heard the regular, run-of-the-mill ones without any imagination, like hot, stacked, high-maintainence, and so on and so forth. This is what the western media propagates, but in… Read More The female stereotype, in gujju
Every normal human being, at some point in his/her life, has dumped someone or has been dumped by someone. {Unless of course you were born in the hinterlands of Kerala (or Gujarat) and went straight form birth to arranged marriage, with some engineering college thrown in, midway somewhere.} But for the rest of us, who’ve… Read More The Anatomy of a Break-Up ( and a guide to recovery)
Well it’s finally here, a concise version of the world famous Doshi’s Laws. These have been passed down from generation to generation, pearls of wisdom that, have become essential for the world we live in today. Most of the laws here are written from a man’s point of view, but most of the laws apply… Read More Doshi’s Laws
So they did it again. In the name of God, Allah the all mighty. Unless you’ve been living under a rock or in denial, you’ve heard that they (the Afghani government) passed a law giving any man, the legal right to starve his wife if she refuses to attend to his sexual needs. So we… Read More Islam for women (or veil of sorrow)
Finally something on TV that made me laugh out loud! I can’t believe I’ve never seen this show before. 5 gay men, hounding a straight guy about everything from his nose hair to how to make Creme Brulee!!! They call this a “make-better” session. There are 5 of them right? Each has his speciality. There’s… Read More For the straight guy
Here’s to the brave and wonderful juju (all of em), that were created for a specific purpose, the juju that I loved and adored. Unfortunately your hearts were ripped out to make space for sarcasm and bitterness. Your services will no longer be required. May you rest in peace.
Late Night Madness 