Five seconds. I know I have your attention for five seconds. Before you scroll past this to the next something that will hold your attention for approximately the same time. All it takes is five seconds to read the first line, to have a skull cracked, to see the very thing that defines a human being spread all over the pavement, only to be washed away and forgotten… Do I have your attention?… Read More Five Seconds
After having sufficient time to clear my head and some sage advice from my lawyer, I have come to realise that my way of life is in danger. The freedoms I have, for so many years, taken for granted, will soon have to be surrendered. Buckle down people, curfew is in effect, the threat we… Read More Defcon 4
I sit here today, 28 years old, an age that’s stuck between impending midlife crisis and just about over the hill. Drinking expensive alcohol at trendy nightclubs surrounded by tweens doesn’t appeal to me anymore, but neither does the idea of attending sit-down wine and cheese dinners at my newly married couple-friend’s house. So what’s… Read More So now what?!
Woman: What’re you thinking about? / What do you think about…. (insert inane object here) Man (squeamish and scared): Nothing, nothing Clichés and political correctness aside. This is fact. You’re treading on thin ice when you tell a woman the truth about anything i.e. from her choice of clothing to what you’re thinking about. Nothing… Read More Why women don’t want to hear the truth
I know I know it’s been a while… But tonight I came to the commonly dismissed (yet, accurate) conclusion that women were put on God’s green earth for one purpose and one purpose only. To mess with us! More specifically, to scramble the signals our brain cells send each other and basically leave us confused… Read More It’s official
Do you know what the greatest invention on Earth is? No, it’s not sliced bread. Not computers or the internet. And no….. it’s not the iPad (seriously…). This little idea changed our world forever…. What makes this discovery so great, is that it can neither be credited with nor blamed for any of the actions… Read More The Greatest Invention on Earth!
So the Easter dust has finally settled and the sugar rush is finally subsiding. And I’m beginning to realise the amount of marketing that goes into the resurrection of Christ. In fact we’ve mostly forgotten about the blessed event and most of us are just after the goods, easter eggs! As usual I woke up… Read More Chasing the magic bunny
That young padawan is the question. It’s been almost a year since I’ve been in a “relationship” and I must admit it was fun and lonely at the same time. But the important thing to remember here, is that there were no pitfalls… I could do no wrong, I didn’t have someone besides me, who’s… Read More To be in a relationship or not to be….
You’ve heard it a million times before, and probably done it a few times yourself. At restaurants, movie theaters, at work and pretty much everywhere else in public. Now get your mind out of the gutter, I’m talking about terms of endearment. You know, when you call your better half, “Honey-bun” or “‘lil lamb chop”… Read More Why women are like food
Men have peculiar characteristics (duh!) yes but all men across the world, from different backgrounds, religions. cultures indulge in one very peculiar, yet obvious trait, classifying women. You’ve heard the regular, run-of-the-mill ones without any imagination, like hot, stacked, high-maintainence, and so on and so forth. This is what the western media propagates, but in… Read More The female stereotype, in gujju
Late Night Madness 